Interactive Astro Boy on sale at Amazon

My friend Ben did a teacherous thing to me yesterday by informing me of the Toys R Us Summer Bargain Blowout Sale at Amazon.com, where I found the $30 11" Astro Boy Interactive Figure on sale for 75% off, as well as three 5" Astro Boy "Abilities" figures - "Searchlight Eye Glow", "Arm Cannon Hand Glow" and "Rocket Boot Glow" - for just $5.29 each (34% off). How evil is that?

Oh, but it gets worse! Also a mere $5.29 are the Mezco 8" Abe Sapien and Kroenen Hellboy action figures (56% off). And the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Playstation 2 game? A measly $10 - 80% off! (Browse the rest of the sale at your peril.)