Kinky Friedman Talking Action Figure

It stands nearly 13 inches tall, and speaks 25 of Kinky's famous sayings (including "May the God of your choice bless you.", "I'm gonna de-wussify Texas if I gotta do it one wuss at a time.", "How hard could it be?", and "Hell yes, it's a Cuban cigar. But I'm not supporting their economy, I'm burning their fields.")

"The figure comes ready for action, dressed in Kinky's black leather vest and cowboy hat, and of course, Kinky's signature cigar never leaves his hand! With fully poseable arms for gesturing and telling corrupt career politicians where to go, the Kinky Friedman Talking Action Figure is sure to become a classic collectible." Damn straight.

It's a mere $29.95, though it sadly doesn't ship until January. However, there's a $100 Signed Limited Edition available now. (Sales of both support Kinky's campaign for governor.)