Rachael Ray must be destroyed.

She's everywhere. TV, magazines, and soon - God help us - her own Oprah-produced show. She never stops talking. In the most incredibly grating voice. That comes out of a disturbingly huge mouth. And she has no neck! It's like she's a mutant, or something. An evil, nightmare-inducing mutant that wants to suck out your soul and serve it on a plate with butternut squash.

She is quite possibly the most annoying person on the media landscape right now.

Something must be done.