Furgles disturb me.

The Amazon is a scary place.

I'm not exactly sure how, but I happened upon something over there called a Furgle (available in Blue, Green or Pink for about $11 each) that would be plenty disturbing even if it didn't give birth by zipper-caesarian to as many as 24 CDs. What demented mind devised such a thing?

Oh, but it gets worse. You can also get Portable Furgle Stereo Speakers ($17) that, yes, have speakers for bellies (which probably sound like crap).

Similarly (and only slightly less unsettling) there's also a 24-CD Penguin Tum Tum and Portable Penguin Stereo Speakers. And Portable Monkey Stereo Speakers.

Madness.